well, i officially just committed myself to China for the next two years.


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holy crap i'm freakin' out!

but not really in a red-eye-flight/nails-to-a-chalk-board way...


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more like when michael jackson freaks out in thriller when the ghouls surround him and his girlfriend and then he turns into a ghoul himself and his girlfriend starts shrieking 'cuz she thinks he's gunna gut her or something grotesque like that but instead he leads the ghouls in like a dance-off, not against one another, but against the world, ya know like they're almost saying 'hey, ghouls are people too!' and somehow they all know the same choreographed moves, which is highly improbable, but not impossible, and finally everyone realizes that everything was just a scary dream, but not totally because michael jackson's eyes are still ghoulified, but now it's cool 'cuz that's who he is now...

kinda like that...

anyway, if anyone has any fundraising ideas, i would be stoked to hear them, 'cuz i'm already behind...


smooches.