EVERYTHING IS CRAZY HERE!


especially food and drinks!

ESPECIALLY commercialized food and drinks...



yeah, gum comes in pill bottles... hmmm, if i were a drug dealer...



i also like the form of this 7up bottle... very rubinesque... very sensual!



they love product placement here, they'll even stamp a cracker!



thier two liter bottles are pretty close to the same, only these ones are skinnier and taller... very phalic!



i was really disappointed with this water... can you believe there was NO energy in it!



and fortunately for me, this tasty product didn't just have no sugar, it had NON-SUGAR! i heard sugar is to non-sugar as matter is to anti-matter...






oh crap.